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Donna_D.
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Roses are Red...
« on: Feb 13th, 2004, 3:33pm » |
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Group Participation Time!!!
Break out your feather quills, put on your thinking caps, turn the lights down low, and give us a sample of your best Roses are Red poem.
Original or borrowed,
Doesn't matter to me.
I just want to see some
Valentine's Day Poetry!!
Now get busy! Let's have some FUN TODAY!!!!
Donna D
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
My Scotch tastes good
And so do you.
lmao  
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Kevin_M
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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #2 on: Feb 13th, 2004, 3:42pm » |
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Roses are red
You're stuck in my head
But not in my bed
So Violet will do.
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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #3 on: Feb 13th, 2004, 3:57pm » |
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LOL LOL - Brings back some Davenport memories
Norm (river_rat) said this to his wife......
Roses are red
Violets are Blue
You're my bitch
And I love you!
It was classic!
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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #4 on: Feb 13th, 2004, 4:12pm » |
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Roses are red, violets are whack,
damn Yo mama smells like ass crack.
Jim
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AlienSpaceBabe
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Lizzie is swooning over this very intimate poem..... 
on Feb 13th, 2004, 4:12pm, JDH wrote:Roses are red, violets are whack,
damn Yo mama smells like ass crack.
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but can't do much better:
Roses are read....
Violets are knot....
Do you like to read
When you sit on the pot?
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jonny
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's c--k was so big he could s--k it
What do I win?
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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #7 on: Feb 13th, 2004, 4:18pm » |
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Rose's are red
Kevin is blue....
Thomas is sweet
And so are you !
Violets are blue,
Cause Randy is red.......
He's very upset
Noone's in his bed !
Jean
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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #8 on: Feb 13th, 2004, 4:20pm » |
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LMFAO......................jonny 
Jean
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How lucky I am... to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye too.
Take a kid fishin
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I adopted a Vietnam POW/MIA from El Paso, Texas!
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thomas
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on Feb 13th, 2004, 4:14pm, jonny wrote:There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's c--k was so big he could s--k it
What do I win?
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Dude, you've got to put the rest of it on lmfao.
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jonny
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He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
If my ear were a c--nt
I'd fuck it.
SO!!!, what do I win?
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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #11 on: Feb 13th, 2004, 4:28pm » |
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Jonny, I thought you were from Boston?
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thomas
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Here's to you, here's to me
may best of friends, we always be
But, if ever we should disagree
Fuck you, here's to me.
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jonny
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on Feb 13th, 2004, 4:28pm, kissmyglass wrote:| Jonny, I thought you were from Boston? |
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I am, but I vacation on the Island with my pal John Fitzgerald Kerry
Opps...late entry
lick my hose, dont lick my hose
Lick my hose or ill break your fucking nose
LMMFYBO!!!!
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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #14 on: Feb 13th, 2004, 4:53pm » |
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Roses are red, violets ain't
Wehn you see my ...., yer gonna faint.
There was an old clusterhead from Florida
Who thought he'd voted for Al Gorda
But the chads were ahangin
So his head he wsa bangin
Cause to Bush the race was awarda
Roses are red
And roses smell nice
Give her a dozen
But don't look at the price
Kip
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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #15 on: Feb 13th, 2004, 5:12pm » |
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One for the wimmins:
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Valentines Day's coming, my heart is askew.
Last year I got candy from three different guys,
Since then my jeans have upped more than one size.
General purpose:
Roses are red, and so is sweet wine.
If you'll show me yours, I'll show you mine.
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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #16 on: Feb 13th, 2004, 5:28pm » |
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on Feb 13th, 2004, 4:14pm, jonny wrote:There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's c--k was so big he could s--k it
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 
If you could do that - WHY would you leave the house - EVER?
LMAO!!
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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #17 on: Feb 13th, 2004, 5:41pm » |
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Roses are red
Violets are purple
Sugar is sweet
and so is maple syrple
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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #18 on: Feb 13th, 2004, 5:53pm » |
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on Feb 13th, 2004, 5:41pm, echo wrote:
Now that cracked me up!
Sounds like that third pint 'o bourbon version.
Kevin M
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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #19 on: Feb 13th, 2004, 6:23pm » |
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I am a little cabbage
I cut myself in two
I give my leaves unto my friends
But give my heart to you.....
Jonny you don't win nothing! well actually if you don't win nothing then you must win something....I think...
Cathy
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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #20 on: Feb 13th, 2004, 7:16pm » |
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Two lap dances later,
And I've got blue, too.
-Big Dan
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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #21 on: Feb 13th, 2004, 7:22pm » |
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Life is ephemeral,
Like a quick PC scan.
Given my choices,
I'm nailin' Big Dan.......
Big Deal,
RJ
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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #22 on: Feb 13th, 2004, 7:37pm » |
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Candy is sweet.....
Oh,do I have a lollipop for you!
 
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You don't love me.....
So I boo hoo.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
CH is my torment......
Hey beast, F*CK YOU!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
O2 is helpful......
Try some, won't you?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
What I have to offer.....
Is support for all of you.
Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Without you around......
I am blue too.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Thanks Donna for the thread........
Should be a fun thing to do.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
These are quite silly......
So I guess I am through.
(for now)
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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #23 on: Feb 13th, 2004, 7:38pm » |
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on Feb 13th, 2004, 7:22pm, Mr.Happy wrote:Life is ephemeral,
Like a quick PC scan.
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I am still laughing.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
A mule's is too big
A donkey's will do
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