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FW: Muslim Terrorist
« on: Feb 8th, 2004, 11:11pm » |
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Muslim Terrorist
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists
are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now:
No Jesus,
No Wal-Mart,
No television,
No cheerleaders,
No baseball,
No football,
No basketball,
No hockey,
No golf,
No tailgate parties,
No Home Depot,
No pork BBQ,
No hot dogs,
No burgers,
No lobster,
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks,
No gumbo, No jambalaya.
More than one wife.
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's
sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
No chocolate chip cookies.
No Christmas.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey
cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at
all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey
has a better disposition
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets
better!
I mean, really, IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE??
Don't mean to offend if you are a Muslim Terrorist - well yes I do
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Re: FW: Muslim Terrorist
« Reply #1 on: Feb 9th, 2004, 2:16am » |
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Yeah, but ya didn't say no clusterheadache.
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Sad to see such anti-semitic viewpoints here.
Quote:Semite: A member of a group of Semitic-speaking peoples of the Near East and northern Africa, including the Arabs, Arameans, Babylonians, Carthaginians, Ethiopians, Hebrews, and Phoenicians.
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Like most anti-semitic racism, this smear is an interesting blend of truth, half-truth, and ignorance. You aren't offending terrorists, you are taking a swipe at a large group of non-Christians.
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Why would any man in his right mind want more than one wife?
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Re: FW: Muslim Terrorist
« Reply #4 on: Feb 9th, 2004, 7:00am » |
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um..Threesomes! But I'm not in my right mind....
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Re: FW: Muslim Terrorist
« Reply #5 on: Feb 9th, 2004, 7:05am » |
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on Feb 9th, 2004, 7:00am, kissmyglass wrote:| um..Threesomes! But I'm not in my right mind.... |
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A fantastic fantasy but,
All you’d get is one women frustrated and the other one pissed off.
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Re: FW: Muslim Terrorist
« Reply #6 on: Feb 9th, 2004, 12:09pm » |
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floridian - (sorry bob)
This is not a viewpoint!
I don't understand the problem here...
I can whole heartedly laugh at myself, who I am, and what religious affiliation I am.
The fact that I am mormon is hillarious.
Ask Cathy how many wives I have  , or that I have been asked if I have horns... I told the person "of course I do, but they are vestigal.. If you feel right here just above my eyebrows you can just make them out".
This post was not a smear, or a deflamitory comment.
Do not take it as anything but what it is.
You are assuming that I am anti-semetic and that this was racist. No and no.
I will be the first to laugh at myself and enjoy finding the humor in life and our diversity.
We have trained our society and ourselves to be hypersensitive. To overanalize everything, to make mountains out of molehills, to find the issues where there are none.
If I have offened you I am sorry that was not the intention.
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Quote:| I don't understand the problem here... |
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I don't either Athos, Pretty fucking funny I think 
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Re: FW: Muslim Terrorist
« Reply #8 on: Feb 9th, 2004, 1:06pm » |
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Took it the way you ment it....sometimes you have to laugh to keep from cry'n....thanks for the "chuckle" it gave me.....
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Quote:| This post was not a smear, or a deflamitory comment. |
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Really? Let's take my idea of the 'typical' Mormon (honest, hardworking, sober, family and community oriented, towards the conservative side, devout), and replace it with the stereotypes you are putting forward for others - the women smell like donkeys, the people and their food smell like camel dung, they never bathe, etc. You really believe that an LDS reading that type of slam of their community on a health forum somewhere would find it funny instead of insulting? I can't imagine that.
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Re: FW: Muslim Terrorist
« Reply #10 on: Feb 9th, 2004, 1:31pm » |
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With our hypersensitive society life has become a series of moral relativisms.
Instead of "MORALITY", a pure and definable entity, it has now become RELATIVE/SITUATIONAL
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Re: FW: Muslim Terrorist
« Reply #11 on: Feb 9th, 2004, 1:32pm » |
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Re: FW: Muslim Terrorist
« Reply #12 on: Feb 9th, 2004, 1:56pm » |
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What about beer?
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Re: FW: Muslim Terrorist
« Reply #13 on: Feb 9th, 2004, 2:28pm » |
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This was a joke nothing more.
The true Muslim religion is icredible, devout and honorable.
Same with most of the worlds moral religions.
Mormons are for the most part what you said, but there are sterotypes that exist there as well... Some of I resemble and laugh whole heartedly...
Quote:| A man dies and goes to heaven. He enters the gates of heaven and is greeted... He is taken on a tour of heaven.... The guide with his megaphone starts to point out the sites on the tour.. 'To your left you will see the Buhdists.. To your right, the Catholics... Protostant goups... and other various christian offshoots... Further to you right you will see Hindu's & Muslims. They travled further... as the bus slows way down, the guide motions to look out over fields to a hard to see out cropping of buildings. The guide said "shhhh... we need to be very quite.. Over there are the Mormons.... The think that they are the only ones here." |
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The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the day when we drank together.
So I drinks one for each a me brothers and one for meself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three pints and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
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A joke... nothing more Sorry you were offended, that was not the intention... Have you ever been to a comedy club? Has the comedian ever pointed you out?
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on Feb 9th, 2004, 2:28pm, athos wrote:| Have you ever been to a comedy club? Has the comedian ever pointed you out? |
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Yes, and he had to pick up his teef before he left the stage 
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Ok, OK,
I'm sitting on a block of ice - tryin to cool my arse. I'll take you at your word on your intentions.
A separate issue with your post - I think frozen fish sticks are more likely to cause deviant behavior than prevent it. Matt Groenig astutely observed that fish sticks are neither a fish, nor a stick - they are actually a fungus.
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Re: FW: Muslim Terrorist
« Reply #16 on: Feb 9th, 2004, 6:20pm » |
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Ya got something against fungus????
Some of my best friends are fungi...
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Re: FW: Muslim Terrorist
« Reply #17 on: Feb 9th, 2004, 7:12pm » |
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Personally, I could care less whether he was saying it to hurt Muslims or not.
Personally, he could say anything he wanted to about me as a Christian Minister and I could care less.
We have forgotten what it means in this country to have freedom of speech. You don't have to listen, you don't have to take it to heart. If you don't like what he said, pray for him and leave him alone.
Political correctness irks me. And tolerance is only tolerance so long as it is not my view that you have to tolerate.
Good post, I laughed my tail of and distributed this to everyone in my office at work.
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Quote:| Ya got something against fungus???? |
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There are fungi, and then there are fungi.
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Re: FW: Muslim Terrorist
« Reply #19 on: Feb 9th, 2004, 7:53pm » |
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Actually the donkeys are more attractive then the women and less hair. Don't sit in the front row if ya don't want a comedian to take a shot at ya Pam
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Quote:| Personally, I could care less whether he was saying it to hurt Muslims or not. |
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Ok, "reverend" - do you value the political idea of free speech above archaic principles like the golden rule (“Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law of the prophets.” ( Matthew, 7:12)) Do you champion secular political rights over ethical and spirtitual principles? You seem pretty intent on praising God through your music - don't forget the other half of the law: Love your neighbor as yourself. I'm pretty sure 'neighbor' doesn't just mean the people that live within a few miles of you. I do have neighbors that are Arab (Christian and Muslim). They don't ride camels, smell like dung, or plot terrorism. I really don't think they would have found the original post funny, and I suspect some might have been hurt. They have pride in their cultures and religions, and if you or anybody think its ok if the original post was intended to hurt my neighbors, then you are spiritually deformed.
You are a tough guy and say you don't care what people think about you as a Christian Minister. But would you want your child, your parents or your neighbors to be insulted, humilated or otherwise hurt by words? Think about it - their pain would prove that we are all free! It would glorify America!! You could hurt them yourself, right now. Oh, wait, those are real people that you care about. That's different from people you don't know or understand.
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Oh, so people that I perceive as rude have rights to speak, but I don't. You think I should respond to ideas I disagree with by keeping quiet? You could have tried that yourself and directed your insightful words to God instead of to me - but your principia and praxis don't seem quite together.
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PC irks me too. Extremes in political correctness do exist, but they are less common than idiots that proclaim "I hate political correctness" to excuse their uncouth behavior. I'll be the first to admit that I am not tolerant of some types of speech. I don't tolerate people trying to rip off those of us who are suffering, I don't tolerate racism, ethnocentrism, and other illogical behaviors. I don't censor anyone or take away their legal rights, but I will meet their point with a counterpoint - to understand them (because misunderstanding is rampant on the internet), or to refute them if it wasn't a misunderstanding.
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Re: FW: Muslim Terrorist
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on Feb 9th, 2004, 7:12pm, RevDeFord wrote:| Political correctness irks me. And tolerance is only tolerance so long as it is not my view that you have to tolerate. |
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Outstanding!
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on Feb 9th, 2004, 8:55pm, floridian wrote:| I do have neighbors that are Arab (Christian and Muslim). They don't ride camels, smell like dung, or plot terrorism. |
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That's because they are not muslim terrorists...
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Re: FW: Muslim Terrorist
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on Feb 9th, 2004, 7:00am, kissmyglass wrote:| um..Threesomes! But I'm not in my right mind.... |
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Well the threesome thing aside...
Reasons no man would want more than one wife
*PMS
*nagging
*not enough closet space
*lots of "not tonight honey we all have headaches
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Re: FW: Muslim Terrorist
« Reply #23 on: Feb 9th, 2004, 10:08pm » |
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Quote:| They have pride in their cultures and religions, |
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GOOD I woulkd expect nothing less. This was not meant to be an exercise in free speech... anti PC or anything other than a little levity.
Quote:| Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim TERRORISTS are so quick to commit suicide.... |
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It is the extremists who are commiting these acts of terror correct..
This joke is about THEM. Not Muslims... Just because Muslims in general have something in common with them does not mean that "I" am slandering, racist or biggoted, and am bent on hurting the feelings of others!
Sheesh!
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How about this Joke;
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or this one:
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Should I take offense to that because he was a white anglo male? I am sure that we had other things in common, we may have even worn the same brand of shoes. Does the fact that I was in some plays bear more resemblance?
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This was NOT anti-semetic. This was anti-terrorist. It just so happens that the current major force behind the world terrorist acts happen to be muslim extremists. So if "Semitic-speaking peoples of the Near East and northern Africa, including the Arabs, Arameans, Babylonians, Carthaginians, Ethiopians, Hebrews, and Phoenicians" get offended and hurt by this innocent joke, then I guess that is just collateral damage.
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Re: FW: Muslim Terrorist
« Reply #24 on: Feb 9th, 2004, 10:40pm » |
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Oh, so the non-terrorist Muslims have Jesus, celebrate Christmas, eat pork barbeque and lobster, and don't wear turbans? The old stereotype of Arabs being rag-heads etc, etc now only applies to Arab terrorists?
Q. Why did the Muslim Terrorist kill himself?
A. [list of cultural and religious deficiencies, innacurate charicatures] Wouldn't you??
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