Author |
Topic: Typical guy (not ch) (Read 540 times) |
|
Ree
New Board Hall of Famer
2008's my year to shine~SUN IS OUT!!!YAY
    
 
Gender: 
Posts: 5236
|
 |
Typical guy (not ch)
« on: Jan 24th, 2004, 6:55pm » |
 Quote  Modify
|
A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company.
Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium he realizes his seat is in the last row in the corner
of the stadium -- he is closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field.
About halfway through the first quarter, Bob notices an empty seat 10 rows off the field right
on the 50 yard line. He decides to take a chance and makes his way through the stadium and
around the security guards to the empty seat.
As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?"
The man says no. Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bob again inquires of
the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the
Super Bowl and not use it?
The man replies, "Well, actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but
she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in
1967."
"Well, that's really sad," says Bob, "but still, couldn't you find someone to take the seat? A relative or a
close friend?"
"No," the man replies, "they're all at the funeral."
I know a few guys jusssssssssssssslike this one...ree
|
|
 IP Logged |
Proud Mom to US ARMY Kiowa OH58 PILOT~CWO2 SCOTT Hawaii, & USMC Vet~Now POLICE OFFICER SEAN, Citizen of the Month~ Breezy~ Nana 4 Matt/Mike&Aya, MIL To Shino Wife to Dave HI BILL!http://www.myspace.com/dungareespocket http://www.prohawaiian.com
|
|
|
captdshea
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Junior
Gender: 
Posts: 79
|
|
Re: Typical guy (not ch)
« Reply #1 on: Jan 24th, 2004, 7:52pm » |
Quote Modify
|
Not Bad Ree!
Go Pats!
David
|
|
IP Logged |
"Seek knowledge and truth"
"Respect divergent points of view"
|
|
|
Mr. Happy
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
If I can do it, it ain't art.
 
Gender:
Posts: 2217
|
|
Re: Typical guy (not ch)
« Reply #2 on: Jan 24th, 2004, 7:55pm » |
Quote Modify
|
on Jan 24th, 2004, 6:55pm, Ree wrote:| I know a few guys jusssssssssssssslike this one...... |
|
Yup. I know lotsa guys just like this.
You got a point to make?
RJ
|
|
IP Logged |
May those who don't want any
Have memories of never getting any.
|
|
|
don
Guest
|
So these circumstances would be unussual because.............?
|
|
IP Logged |
|
|
|
brad267
New Board Veteran
Gender:
Posts: 161
|
|
Re: Typical guy (not ch)
« Reply #4 on: Jan 24th, 2004, 9:14pm » |
Quote Modify
|
Well it'd be rude to the other fans, to take your dead wife to the game....... 
|
|
IP Logged |
-- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001), "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
|
|
|
Sean_C
Guest
|
So true.............. 
Keepem comin' Ree
Sean 
|
|
IP Logged |
|
|
|
don
Guest
|
|
Re: Typical guy (not ch)
« Reply #6 on: Jan 24th, 2004, 10:48pm » |
Quote Modify
 Remove
|
Quote:| Well it'd be rude to the other fans, to take your dead wife to the game....... |
|
Well........if you painted her face with the team colors and put a big foam #1 finger on her hand no one would notice.
|
|
IP Logged |
|
|
|
jonny
Guest
|
|
Re: Typical guy (not ch)
« Reply #7 on: Jan 24th, 2004, 11:32pm » |
Quote Modify
Remove
|
on Jan 24th, 2004, 10:48pm, don wrote:| Well........if you painted her face with the team colors and put a big foam #1 finger on her hand no one would notice. |
|
And you could get handicap parking
Good one, Ree
...........................jonny
|
|
IP Logged |
|
|
|
AlienSpaceBabe
Guest
|
on Jan 24th, 2004, 9:14pm, brad267 wrote:| Well it'd be rude to the other fans, to take your dead wife to the game....... |
|
O M G!!!
LMBO
|
|
IP Logged |
|
|
|
don
Guest
|
Wouldn't have to listen to ridiculous questions either.
Did they score a goal?
Can they get a hat trick?
Which inning is this?
Why does the tall guy keep putting his hands in the short guys crotch and start yelling at him? Can't he just ask him nicely to hike him the puck?
|
| « Last Edit: Jan 25th, 2004, 4:08pm by don » |
IP Logged |
|
|
|
Cerberus
New Board Hall of Famer
Whomever said that two heads are better than one?
Gender:
Posts: 2117
|
|
Re: Typical guy (not ch)
« Reply #10 on: Jan 25th, 2004, 7:35pm » |
Quote Modify
|
 (whistling)
Ramon
|
|
IP Logged |
I would rather face the end with terror than terror without end. - (Deitrich Sawatsky 194?)
|
|
|
5-string
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Old Timer
Nothing is accomplished without passion
Gender:
Posts: 416
|
|
Re: Typical guy (not ch)
« Reply #11 on: Jan 25th, 2004, 10:50pm » |
Quote Modify
|
Maybe after awhile he'd forget she was dead and he'd think he had gone deaf.
..Mark..
|
|
IP Logged |
|
|
|
cakelady
New Board Junior
damn I don't want to be here
Gender:
Posts: 68
|
|
Re: Typical guy (not ch)
« Reply #12 on: Jan 26th, 2004, 1:20pm » |
Quote Modify
|
I can just see it...
"superbowl at Bernie's"
Cakes
|
|
IP Logged |
Pain is inevitable, misery is not.
|
|
|
don
Guest
|
|
Re: Typical guy (not ch)
« Reply #13 on: Jan 26th, 2004, 5:54pm » |
Quote Modify
Remove
|
Could always use her for a wind screen at the tail gate party.
Gotta keep the grill going ya know.
MORE SAUSAGES!
|
|
IP Logged |
|
|
|
Cerberus
New Board Hall of Famer
Whomever said that two heads are better than one?
Gender:
Posts: 2117
|
|
Re: Typical guy (not ch)
« Reply #14 on: Jan 26th, 2004, 6:02pm » |
Quote Modify
|
Save a bundle on Funeral expenses too, Just leave her in her seat when the game is over (remove her I.D. first) and let the stadium staff deal with the rest
Be sure to get yer foam finger back, them ain't cheap ya know.
Ramon
|
| « Last Edit: Jan 26th, 2004, 6:03pm by Cerberus » |
IP Logged |
I would rather face the end with terror than terror without end. - (Deitrich Sawatsky 194?)
|
|
|
thomas
Guest
|
|
Re: Typical guy (not ch)
« Reply #15 on: Jan 26th, 2004, 6:22pm » |
Quote Modify
Remove
|
You're a sick,sick man Ramon.
|
|
IP Logged |
|
|
|
don
Guest
|
|
Re: Typical guy (not ch)
« Reply #16 on: Jan 26th, 2004, 6:47pm » |
Quote Modify
Remove
|
Guess she wouldn't be much help with startin a wave.
|
|
IP Logged |
|
|
|
Cerberus
New Board Hall of Famer
Whomever said that two heads are better than one?
Gender:
Posts: 2117
|
|
Re: Typical guy (not ch)
« Reply #17 on: Jan 26th, 2004, 8:28pm » |
Quote Modify
|
And Just when I thought this thread couldn't possibly get any lower.................Don Kicks me to the curb.
Thomas, I would still take Woobie to the superbowl if she were to "kick off"..........LMAO!
Ramon
|
|
IP Logged |
I would rather face the end with terror than terror without end. - (Deitrich Sawatsky 194?)
|
|
|
brad267
New Board Veteran
Gender:
Posts: 161
|
|
Re: Typical guy (not ch)
« Reply #18 on: Jan 26th, 2004, 9:36pm » |
Quote Modify
|
Ramon, you'd take her home too!
LOL,
Brad
|
|
IP Logged |
-- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001), "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
|
|
|
Ree
New Board Hall of Famer
2008's my year to shine~SUN IS OUT!!!YAY
Gender:
Posts: 5236
|
|
Re: Typical guy (not ch)
« Reply #19 on: Jan 26th, 2004, 10:04pm » |
Quote Modify
|
Typical typical typical....you guys just proved my point....but I stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilll love ya.... your sister in sports Ree
|
|
IP Logged |
Proud Mom to US ARMY Kiowa OH58 PILOT~CWO2 SCOTT Hawaii, & USMC Vet~Now POLICE OFFICER SEAN, Citizen of the Month~ Breezy~ Nana 4 Matt/Mike&Aya, MIL To Shino Wife to Dave HI BILL!http://www.myspace.com/dungareespockethttp://www.prohawaiian.com
|
|
|
ClusterChuck
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
The BEAST rises again, and again, and again, and .
Gender:
Posts: 3181
|
|
Re: Typical guy (not ch)
« Reply #20 on: Jan 26th, 2004, 10:13pm » |
Quote Modify
|
The more I read of this thread, the more advantages I can see ....
Hmmmmmm ......
Thinking here ........
Chuck
|
|
IP Logged |
"No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend till he is unhappy."
Thomas Fuller
|
|
|
don
Guest
|
|
Re: Typical guy (not ch)
« Reply #21 on: Jan 26th, 2004, 10:58pm » |
Quote Modify
Remove
|
If she was tall you could stick her arms up and use her as a goal post.
|
|
IP Logged |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Home
Help
Search
Members
Member Map
Login
Register
Reply
Notify of replies
Send Topic
Print
test rss