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Hilarious or inspirational quotes needed....
« on: Jan 8th, 2004, 10:37am » |
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Okay folks.... I'm working on a Valentine's Day gift for my parents (dad's going through cancer, AGAIN)....
I'm taking one of those bound journals from Barnes and Noble and putting famous or inspirational or hilarious (etc) quotes on some of the pages.... and I need lots more quotes!!
I want to make this something my father (and mother) can look at during the rough days ahead, should there be any.....
Anyone have any favorites they want to share?
Thanks,
Lizzie
"If someone were to pay you ten cents for every kind word you ever spoke and collect five cents for every unkind word, would you be rich or poor?"
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Re: Hilarious or inspirational quotes needed....
« Reply #1 on: Jan 8th, 2004, 10:46am » |
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I am boring and knowledge-less! I would have to do a search for something.....good luck!
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Re: Hilarious or inspirational quotes needed....
« Reply #2 on: Jan 8th, 2004, 11:05am » |
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From George Carlin:
"The mayfly lives one day. Sometimes it rains."
"As long as you've decided to drink all day, there's nothing wrong with starting early in the morning."
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Re: Hilarious or inspirational quotes needed....
« Reply #3 on: Jan 8th, 2004, 11:08am » |
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I see in your eyes, the same fear that would take the heart of me.
A day may come, when the courage of Men fails.
And we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship -- but it is not this day.
This day....we fight!
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Re: Hilarious or inspirational quotes needed....
« Reply #4 on: Jan 8th, 2004, 11:31am » |
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Regret of yesterday and fear of tomorrow are twin theives that rob us of today...
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I have a ton at home but this is one of my favorites. I will bring my own book from home with more tomorrow.
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Re: Hilarious or inspirational quotes needed....
« Reply #5 on: Jan 8th, 2004, 11:39am » |
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http://www.quotationspage.com/
http://www.quoteland.com/
These are the places my daughter goes when she's doing something she needs quotes...
I have no inspiration - sorry
Maybe after this weekend........ 
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Re: Hilarious or inspirational quotes needed....
« Reply #6 on: Jan 8th, 2004, 11:40am » |
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That is such a wonderful idea! Mind if I steal that idea for a friend of mine?
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Re: Hilarious or inspirational quotes needed....
« Reply #7 on: Jan 8th, 2004, 11:40am » |
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"One can never consent to creep when one feels an inpulse to soar"...........
"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily"..........
Vibes and positive thoughts to your folks, Liz...
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Re: Hilarious or inspirational quotes needed....
« Reply #8 on: Jan 8th, 2004, 11:40am » |
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on Jan 8th, 2004, 11:05am, TomM wrote:From George Carlin:
"As long as you've decided to drink all day, there's nothing wrong with starting early in the morning."
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This one will be a good inspirational quote for Davenport.... LMAO!
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Re: Hilarious or inspirational quotes needed....
« Reply #9 on: Jan 8th, 2004, 1:30pm » |
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"Fuck Iraq"
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Re: Hilarious or inspirational quotes needed....
« Reply #10 on: Jan 8th, 2004, 1:37pm » |
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You can use the ones I have in my signature line Liz.
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Re: Hilarious or inspirational quotes needed....
« Reply #11 on: Jan 8th, 2004, 1:45pm » |
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... sorry, all my Canadian friends...
"Canada is that loft apartment, above that kick ass party".... Robin Williams...
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Re: Hilarious or inspirational quotes needed....
« Reply #12 on: Jan 8th, 2004, 1:51pm » |
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That's good Dan............LOL
I love Robin Williams!
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Re: Hilarious or inspirational quotes needed....
« Reply #13 on: Jan 8th, 2004, 1:55pm » |
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... sorry all my American friends...
"American beer is like Canadian non-alcoholic beer... except it tastes like water."
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« Reply #14 on: Jan 8th, 2004, 1:57pm » |
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on Jan 8th, 2004, 1:30pm, kissmyglass wrote:"Fuck Iraq"
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Doing quite well, tyvm Kevin. Been busy.... going to Iowa tomorrow!!! .... working hard.... all that fun stuff.... how about you and Irma ?
Go for it, Paigelle! Good ideas are best shared.... use it to brighten someone else's day!
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Re: Hilarious or inspirational quotes needed....
« Reply #15 on: Jan 8th, 2004, 1:58pm » |
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on Jan 8th, 2004, 1:55pm, brain_cramps wrote:... sorry all my American friends...
"American beer is like Canadian non-alcoholic beer... except it tastes like water."
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He gotcha back for that one, Dan..........LOL
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Re: Hilarious or inspirational quotes needed....
« Reply #16 on: Jan 8th, 2004, 2:00pm » |
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on Jan 8th, 2004, 1:57pm, AlienSpaceBabe wrote:
Doing quite well, tyvm Kevin. Been busy.... going to Iowa tomorrow!!! .... |
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HURRY UP - wudddja???
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Re: Hilarious or inspirational quotes needed....
« Reply #17 on: Jan 8th, 2004, 2:15pm » |
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what? do you want us to leave TONIGHT instead???
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Re: Hilarious or inspirational quotes needed....
« Reply #18 on: Jan 8th, 2004, 2:23pm » |
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yep!
can ya?
jean and me and ramon will already be there .... LOL around 8 pm or so..
come on...
whatcha waitin on?
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Re: Hilarious or inspirational quotes needed....
« Reply #19 on: Jan 8th, 2004, 3:45pm » |
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Serendipity is looking in haystack and finding the farmer's daughter.
All things being equal, a fat person uses less soap than a thin person.
Support your local bloodhound. Get lost!
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Re: Hilarious or inspirational quotes needed....
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on Jan 8th, 2004, 2:23pm, Woobie wrote:yep!
can ya?
jean and me and ramon will already be there .... LOL around 8 pm or so..
come on...
whatcha waitin on?
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only if you make TWO solemn promises:
1. you will not, under any circumstances, allow me to get a tattoo....
2. there will be NO pics of me in a bathing suit posted to ch.com (hmmm.... should i include WITHOUT a bathing suit??)
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Re: Hilarious or inspirational quotes needed....
« Reply #21 on: Jan 8th, 2004, 4:00pm » |
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Promise...........
now come on - we'll be there around 7 - 8...
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« Reply #22 on: Jan 8th, 2004, 4:24pm » |
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Okay, okay... I'll do my level best.
If we decide to make the trek tonight, I'll (or Teresa'll) give you a call on your cell so you have a chance to RUN for it!.... probably some time around 8pm the call, not our arrival
See ya soon!
Lizzie (and female offspring, Teresa)
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« Reply #23 on: Jan 8th, 2004, 4:58pm » |
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may you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live. (irish) peace and love j-bird
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« Reply #24 on: Jan 8th, 2004, 5:02pm » |
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