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nani
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24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...
« on: Dec 18th, 2004, 11:17am » |
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24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on
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Re: 24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...
« Reply #1 on: Dec 20th, 2004, 1:29pm » |
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I have seen elevators twice in my 50 years. I do not understand the humor. Kinda funny. Folks laugh at me cause Im different. I laugh at population rats cause they are all the same. Hurry here, hurry there. Hurry home. It just amazes me to watch a city during rush hour. Hurry, hurry, hurry-------. Where are they all going? Elevators???????? I have questions about those things. Express lanes for lazy folk???
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Re: 24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...
« Reply #2 on: Dec 20th, 2004, 2:08pm » |
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I'm going to try some of those at work tomorrow... I'll let you know how I get on when I get out of the nut house!!
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Re: 24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...
« Reply #3 on: Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:17am » |
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ROFL ! If those don't get you a trip to the funny farm, nothing will
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Re: 24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...
« Reply #4 on: Dec 22nd, 2004, 4:34pm » |
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NANI!!!!!!!!! I just saw this.... ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: 24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...
« Reply #5 on: Dec 22nd, 2004, 5:13pm » |
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Nani I tried #'s 3, 6, 9 and 22.. they were all I could remember. I got smacked on the head by my boss who got accused of putting me up to it.
Chaos, Confusion, Mayhem.. pretty good for one days work huh?! 
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