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Miklos
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Drinks and Women's Personalities
« on: Nov 3rd, 2004, 4:23pm » |
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DRINKS AND A WOMAN'S PERSONALITY
Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years...Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, but actually has no clue.
Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk ... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.
Additional note: If she likes salt on the rim of her Margarita, she swallows.
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Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
« Reply #1 on: Nov 3rd, 2004, 7:50pm » |
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Not going to tell you where I fit in
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Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
« Reply #2 on: Nov 3rd, 2004, 9:19pm » |
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on Nov 3rd, 2004, 7:50pm, Bec wrote:
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LMAO Becky, thought the same thing 
Good one Mik!
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Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
« Reply #3 on: Nov 4th, 2004, 4:50pm » |
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oh my god, I was thinking the same thing!!!!
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Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
« Reply #4 on: Nov 5th, 2004, 9:36am » |
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Lemon, salt, and tequiella come to mind.
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Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
« Reply #5 on: Nov 5th, 2004, 12:52pm » |
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Oh, crap. No category for me! 
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Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
« Reply #6 on: Nov 6th, 2004, 2:07pm » |
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Quote:Drink: Shots
Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk ... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.
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I knew her in 1965!
Quote:Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.
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I knew her in 1975!
Quote:Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years...Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.
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I knew her in 1995!
Today, all the women I know drink Metamusal (with a prune juice chaser).
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Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
« Reply #7 on: Nov 10th, 2004, 1:18pm » |
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on Nov 3rd, 2004, 4:23pm, Miklos wrote:DRINKS AND A WOMAN'S PERSONALITY
Additional note: If she likes salt on the rim of her Margarita, she swallows.
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Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
« Reply #8 on: Nov 12th, 2004, 6:50pm » |
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Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
« Reply #9 on: Nov 17th, 2004, 5:19am » |
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I like the way all of you think. I'm going to like this site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
« Reply #10 on: Dec 8th, 2004, 1:37pm » |
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not sayin nuttin!!! LMMFAO
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Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
« Reply #11 on: Dec 11th, 2004, 8:52pm » |
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ah! yes, one for the chat room!
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Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
« Reply #12 on: Dec 12th, 2004, 4:39pm » |
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so far i know one that likes MUDSLIDES and two that like WINE. gonna keeps this one to myself.
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Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
« Reply #13 on: Dec 12th, 2004, 5:04pm » |
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What about us who like BOTH Survivor? Huh? HUH?
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Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
« Reply #14 on: Dec 12th, 2004, 5:13pm » |
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on Dec 12th, 2004, 5:04pm, Redd715 wrote:| What about us who like BOTH Survivor? Huh? HUH? |
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God how I want to say something.......
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Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
« Reply #15 on: Dec 12th, 2004, 5:17pm » |
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Go for it Bill...I'm not easily offended..... 
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