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Jobs I wouldn't want to have....
« on: Oct 21st, 2004, 7:29pm »
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Would you want these jobs?  
Can you figure out what they really are?

 
1 - arachnid homicide performance artist
 
2 - yuletide feast sustenance provider
 
3 - aural stimulation detection and conveyance module
 
4 - savory incineratable comestibles formula concoctor
 
5 - atimentary canal discharge removal engineer
 
6 - naval lint transfer technician
 
7 - disgorgement cleanser
 
8 - tedious tome bungle detector
 
9 - debris-encrusted prophylactic skimmer at solid waste reduction plant
 
10 - excretement transfer expert
 
11 - proboscus unfouler
 
12 - atimentary canal air discharge olifactory organ
 
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The answers....
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DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWERS....

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
1 - spider killer with a flair for the dramatic
 
2 - Christmas dinner
 
3 - ear
 
4 - recipe maker
 
5 - pooper scooper
 
6 - belly button fuzz remover
 
7 - vomit cleaner-upper
 
8 - editor of very boring books
 
9 - the person who has to wade through the poop at the wastewater treatment plant to pick up the used condoms so they don't clog the system (seriously, a REAL job at Jones Island wastewater plant in Milwaukee)
 
10 - port-a-potty emptiers
 
11 - nose picker
 
12 - nose that smells passed-gas
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