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Ballad of DUB
« on: Oct 14th, 2004, 7:35am » |
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----- BALLAD OF GEORGE DUB BUSH
(Sung to the tune from the Beverly Hillbillies)
Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Dub,
The documents were fake and he didn't give a fu…k;
He put 'em on the air, an' he thought he'd done the job,
But up from the web come a howlin' mob.
Blogs, that is.
CIA logs.
Checkin' facts.
Well, the first thing you know ol' Dub's a-runnin' fast;
Made a false report an' it bit him in the ass;
He said 'dog-gonnit, I done thought I'd get away!'
But it turned out to be his a-reckonin' day.
Busted, that is.
Red-faced.
Mud in the eye.
Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Dub and all his men;
And they would like to shoot you folks for turnin' them in;
You're all invited back next week to watch the Evening News,
And see which candidate's picked to fill Dub's empty shoes.
Y'all come back, now, hear?
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