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Redd
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11th commandment
« on: Oct 7th, 2004, 8:48am » |
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During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses and Saint Peter
concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton has brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.
They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the wording of the new commandment, because they realized that it should have all the style, majesty and dignity as the original Ten.
They began their brain-storming and came up with the 11th.
After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should be:
"Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."
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Re: 11th commandment
« Reply #1 on: Oct 7th, 2004, 9:38am » |
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on Oct 7th, 2004, 8:48am, Redd715 wrote:
"Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff." |
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Can I still comfort my staff with the Rod. 
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