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Melissa
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Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing stories on how they had died.
First woman: "I froze to death."
Second woman: "You froze to death? How horrible!"
First woman: "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.What about you?"
Second woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV."
First woman: "So what happened?"
Second woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and down to the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died."
First woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
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Re: Pearly Gates
« Reply #1 on: Sep 27th, 2004, 3:21pm » |
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  Good one!!!!!
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Suck it up Princess...
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