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FZfan
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Two fleas on a Winnipeg dog decided to head south for the winter separately, but to rendez-vous in Florida. A few months later, they found each other in Florida. Flea number one said, "How was your trip?" Number two replied, "I dang near froze to death! I ended up riding all the way in some motorcycle rider's moustache." "You should have flown down like I did. I just found a stewardess at the airport and crawled up her leg into her warm spot." Flea number two replied, "What a coincidence! That's exactly how I started out, too!"
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