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Words of Wisdom from Children
« on: Sep 19th, 2004, 10:30pm » |
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Words of Wisdom from Children
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- Patrick, age 10
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
- Michael, 14
Never try to baptize a cat.
- Eileen, 8
Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
- Michael, 14
Stay away from prunes.
- Randy, 9
Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
- Traci, 14
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
- Andrew, 9
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
- Kyoyo, 9
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
- Armir, 9
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
- Naomi, 15
Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
- Lauren, 9
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
- Joel, 10
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