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One Question IQ Test
« on: Sep 6th, 2004, 2:38am »
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>>One Question IQ Test...  
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>>There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By  
>>imitating the action  
>>of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses  
>>himself to the  
>>shopkeeper and the purchase is done.  
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>>Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair
of  
>>sunglasses, how  
>>should he express himself?  
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>>Think about it first before scrolling down for the  
>>answer...  
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>>Okay...scroll down  
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>>¥  
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>>¥  
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>>¥  
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>>He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a  
>>pair of sunglasses."  
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>>If you got this wrong....please go dig a hole, get
in  
>>it and call it a  
>>day.  
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Re: One Question IQ Test
« Reply #1 on: Sep 6th, 2004, 4:02am »
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Ahh shit. I flunked a one question IQ test.  Sad
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Re: One Question IQ Test
« Reply #2 on: Sep 6th, 2004, 11:28am »
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Don't feel bad, I did too.
 
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Re: One Question IQ Test
« Reply #3 on: Sep 6th, 2004, 11:42am »
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So did i.
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Re: One Question IQ Test
« Reply #4 on: Sep 6th, 2004, 11:58am »
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DOH!!
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« Reply #5 on: Sep 11th, 2004, 12:46pm »
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Grade must = an "F" here too   Embarassed
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 22nd, 2004, 9:33pm »
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Damn... *hastily burying myself in the cat box*
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Re: One Question IQ Test
« Reply #7 on: Sep 24th, 2004, 9:29pm »
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Guess the key word was  
 
 
uh
 
 
blind
 
 
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Re: One Question IQ Test
« Reply #8 on: Sep 27th, 2004, 11:36pm »
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LOL yeah I agree with the above!!
 
My reaction before scrolling down was: "Why does a blind man need sunglasses?" hehehe
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« Reply #9 on: Oct 1st, 2004, 11:54am »
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You'll think I'm lying but, I actually had the right answer.
 
Lizzie... You ask why a blind man would need sun glasses??? A lot of blind people do actually use them to hide their eyes.....Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles, the list goes on.
 
Why the hell do I answer hypothetical questions?????
 
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« Reply #10 on: Oct 1st, 2004, 2:02pm »
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What if there was no such things as hypothetical questions?
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« Reply #11 on: Oct 1st, 2004, 4:50pm »
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on Oct 1st, 2004, 2:02pm, BobG wrote:
What if there was no such things as hypothetical questions?

 
Now my brain is REALLY going to melt down.
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Re: One Question IQ Test
« Reply #12 on: Oct 4th, 2004, 3:43am »
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on Oct 1st, 2004, 11:54am, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:
You'll think I'm lying but, I actually had the right answer.
 
Lizzie... You ask why a blind man would need sun glasses??? A lot of blind people do actually use them to hide their eyes.....Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles, the list goes on.
 
Why the hell do I answer hypothetical questions?????
 

 
LOL...This I know.   Grin  It's kind of one of those gut-reaction thoughts before you think it through, ya know?  I live right close by to Philadelphia's Free Library for the Blind. Wink
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