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kimh
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Train Travel
« on: Aug 31st, 2004, 8:49am » |
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A man and a woman who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1am, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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Re: Train Travel
« Reply #1 on: Aug 31st, 2004, 4:49pm » |
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Did my brains fall out or is this headache over?
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