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« on: Aug 29th, 2004, 10:48am »
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"All right, class. I want you to each make up a sentence using the word, 'fascinate.' Molly? Let's hear yours." Molly said, "We went to granddad's farm and it was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, Molly, but I asked you to use the word 'fascinate.' Sally? How about you?" Sally said, "My family went to Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good too, but I want the word 'fascinate.'" Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Little Johnny was infamous for his bad language but she decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him. Little Johnny said, "My aunt's sweater has nine buttons, but her tĄts are so big that she can only fascinate!"
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