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This highschool couple had been seeing each other for a couple of years, and finially decided they would experiment with sex. Making plans for the big event, they decided on pretending on going to the movies. The young man arranged to have the use of the family station wagon for the drive in, and all was set.
He told the girl of the use of the station wagon and his plans to clean the car before their date. He was going to wash and vacume the buggy. He wanted to pick the girl up at home about 8pm. That would give them time to find a quiet spot before dark. The girl replied that her parents wanted to meet him before the date, and he should come earlier and have dinner with the family. So it was decided the young man would arrive at her house at 7pm for dinner. Then the girl told the young man to "bring protection."
The young man took the station wagon to the quarter wash. He cleaned and waxed the car, then vacumed the whole thing out. When he was satisfied the car was in order, he started over to the girls house. On the way he remembered her words of "bring protection." He pulled into the drug store parking lot, and went inside.
Being as this was his first experience, he stood in front of the condom display looking at all the available protection. He looked, and looked, and looked. After a few minutes, the pharmisist noticed the young man looking at all the condoms. It didnt take long to figure out the kid was a bit lost. So, the pharmist walked over and asked if he could be of any help.
The young man explained the plan to the pharmist. How he had borrowed the family station wagon in a ruse to take the girl to the movies. And how the young lass told him to bring protection. So the pharmist attempting to help the guy, began explaining about all the condoms available on display. Lubericated, sented, ribbed, natural skin, glow in the dark, ect.ect.ect. Finially the lad picked out a condom and started for the cash register. The pharmist asked if one would be enough? Then the guy decided to get a 3 pack just in case he needed more.
Back in the station wagon, the young man drove around for awhile. After some time passed, he arrived at the girls house right on time. He was invited in, was seated at the dinner table, and dinner was served. Before they started eating, the girls father began saying grace.
When grace was finished, the family began eating. The young man still had his head bowed, and his hands clasped as if in prayer. After several minutes, the girl leaned over and whispered in his ear, "I didn't know you were religous." The young man whispered back, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmist."
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Re: Busted
« Reply #1 on: Aug 6th, 2004, 3:01pm » |
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almost as bad as being caught.
Been there.LOL
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I can't believe that I have to bang my
Head against this wall again
But the blows they have just a little more
Space in-between them
Gonna take a breath and try again.
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