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Passing Gas
« on: Aug 5th, 2004, 12:19pm » |
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A couple was married for over 30 years. Normal wife, but the husband had a habit of breaking wind when he woke up in the mornings. Fact is, he would pass gas for about a half hour before he got out of bed every single day.
His wife would tell him every single day, "one of these days, your gonna fart your guts out."
Time went on like this year after year, day after day. It became a routine. Then one day--she was fixing Thanksgiving dinner for the family. Kids, grandkids, cousins, on and on and on. Lots of people were comming over for Thanksgiving dinner, and quite a few turkeys to bake.
As she was cleaning the turkeys, she had a thought just pop into her head. She took the innards of a couple of turkeys, popped them in the microwave, and warmed them up. Then she tip-toed into the bedroom, carefully lifted the covers, and placed the warmed up turkey innerds close to hubbys behind, then returned to her cooking.
A short time passed, then came the familiar sound of hubby breaking wind as he woke up. After a few minutes, she noticed there was no noise as she heard every morning for over 30 years. It was silent. More time passed, and she became worried. She decided she better see if hubby was alright.
She entered the bedroom, and there was hubby. Standing stiff as a board up against the wall, white faced, with sweat pouring off his body, and shaking like he had tremors. She asked "Honey, Whats wrong?"
He replied, "You been telling me for over 30 years that one day I would fart my guts out. Today, I did just that. (He holds up his left hand, thumb tucked into the palm) But by the Grace of God, and these four fingers, I got them back in.
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Re: Passing Gas
« Reply #1 on: Aug 5th, 2004, 12:27pm » |
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Re: Passing Gas
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Re: Passing Gas
« Reply #3 on: Aug 5th, 2004, 8:23pm » |
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Re: Passing Gas
« Reply #4 on: Aug 5th, 2004, 10:03pm » |
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That's sooo totally gross! I love it!
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Re: Passing Gas
« Reply #5 on: Aug 6th, 2004, 6:02am » |
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Now that's funny!
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Re: Passing Gas
« Reply #6 on: Aug 6th, 2004, 6:45am » |
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You mean it never happened to you? 
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