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kimh
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A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey", I haven't
> seen you
> in awhile. You look terrible. What happened?"
>
> "What do you mean?" replies the pirate, "I feel fine."
>
> "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
>
> "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannonball, but I'm
> perfectly fine now."
>
> "That's good," says the bartender, "but what about that hook? What the
> hell
> happened to your hand?"
>
> "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a big sword
> fight. My hand was cut off so I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine,
> really."
>
> "Well, what about that eye patch?"
>
> "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked
> up and
> one of them birds pooped in my eye."
>
> "You're kidding," says the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just
> from
> some bird crap."
>
> "It was my first day with the hook."
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