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ExPat_jac
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From a distant land.....
« on: Aug 3rd, 2004, 4:06am »
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Having found myself now in a far away third world, and being the sort to joke and kid around (seems the best way I've found to defeat the beast) I've started to pick up some of the local sence of humor and jokes....
 
Recently....it seems....to the people here (Indonesia)
 
Heven is...
 
    An Indonesian Wife
    An American Paycheck
    A German Car
    And Chineese Cooking!
 
Hell it seems is...
 
   An American Wife
   An Indonesian Paycheck
   A Chineese Car
   and German Cooking!
 
My corolary to this, seeing as I am an American Ex_Pat, bt attempting to do this "natively" i.e. living on an Indoneasian salery is....
 
Jac's Pergatory is
 
    BEING an American with an Indoneasian Paycheck
    Not HAVING a car
    No Wife
    And no freakin idea what they are serving me to eat!!!!
 
Have a great day folks!
 
Smiley
 
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« Reply #1 on: Aug 3rd, 2004, 1:41pm »
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lmao!  cute Jac!
 
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« Reply #2 on: Aug 3rd, 2004, 10:29pm »
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peeks over sholder....
 
"Hey...what are you doing there?  Wink"
 
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« Reply #3 on: Aug 4th, 2004, 8:59am »
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LOL Jac
 
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P.S. Leave Melissa alone. Wink
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Re: From a distant land.....
« Reply #4 on: Aug 4th, 2004, 11:34am »
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But I like german cooking!  Well, except that sour kraut stuff...
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« Reply #5 on: Aug 4th, 2004, 9:41pm »
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>> Well, except that sour kraut stuff...  
 
uummm...isn't that all germany cooking is?? hahaha
 
Thats like saying "I like Asian cooking...execpt for that rice" Smiley
 
>> P.S. Leave Melissa alone
 
hahha damn!
 
Hey...it's been 4 days and 3 hours sleep...let me have *some* diversion!  Shocked
 
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