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As I Mature
« on: Aug 1st, 2004, 7:45pm »
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As I mature....
 
As I mature I've learned that you cannot make  
someone love you. All you can do is  
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.  
 
I've learned that no matter how much I care,  
some people are just not a very nice persons.  
 
I've learned that it takes years  
to build up trust, and it only takes  
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.  
 
I've learned that you can get by  
on charm for about fifteen minutes.  
After that, you'd better have a big willy  
or huge boobs.  
 
I've learned that you shouldn't  
compare yourself to others - they are  
more screwed up than you think.  
 
I've learned that you can keep vomiting  
long after you think you're finished.  
 
I've learned that we are responsible  
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.  
 
I've learned that regardless of  
how hot and steamy a relationship is at  
first, the passion fades, and there had better  
be a lot of money to take its place!  
 
I've learned that 99% of the time when  
something isn't working in your house, one  
of your kids did it  
 
I've learned that the people you care most  
about in life are taken from you too soon  
and all the less important ones just never go away.  
 
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Re: As I Mature
« Reply #1 on: Aug 1st, 2004, 7:47pm »
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A good one Kim...
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Did my brains fall out or is this headache over?
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