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GOOD GIRLS vs BAD GIRLS
« on: Jul 16th, 2004, 7:34pm »
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Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons
 
Good girls wax their floors
Bad girls wax their bikini line
 
Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies
Bad girls know they could do it better
 
Good girls think they're not fully dressed without  
a strand of pearls
Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just  
a strand of pearls
 
Good girls pack their toothbrush
Bad girls pack their diaphragms
 
Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it
Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it
 
Good girls wear high heels to work
Bad girls wear high heels to bed
 
Good girls think the office is the wrong place  
to have a romance
Bad girls think no place is the wrong place
 
Good girls say no
Bad girls say when?
 
Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed.
Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.
 
THANK HEAVENS FOR BAD GIRLS
 
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Re: GOOD GIRLS vs BAD GIRLS
« Reply #1 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 3:20pm »
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Nothern girls say "you can"
Southern girls say "Y'all can"
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Re: GOOD GIRLS vs BAD GIRLS
« Reply #2 on: Sep 17th, 2004, 12:13am »
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I'm a baaad  baaad girl Wink
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Re: GOOD GIRLS vs BAD GIRLS
« Reply #3 on: Sep 17th, 2004, 6:28am »
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Good girls say: how?
 
Bad boys say: how much?
 
 
 
 
 
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Re: GOOD GIRLS vs BAD GIRLS
« Reply #4 on: Sep 19th, 2004, 10:11pm »
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on Sep 17th, 2004, 12:13am, nani wrote:
I'm a baaad  baaad girl Wink

 
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Re: GOOD GIRLS vs BAD GIRLS
« Reply #5 on: Sep 22nd, 2004, 9:31pm »
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"Bad girl! Go to my room!"  laugh
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