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The Amazing Goldstein
« on: Jul 6th, 2004, 6:20pm » |
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A young traveling salesman, stuck overnight in a small Midwestern town, sees a circus poster that reads, "See the amazing Goldstein!" He had nothing to do that evening, so he buys a ticket and sits through the usual circus fare, until the trumpets blare and a spotlight shines on the center ring, illuminating a table holding three walnuts. A small Jewish man enters, approaches the table, unzips his pants, whips out a huge cock, and with three mighty swings, smashes the three walnuts! The crowd erupts in a standing ovation. Thirty years later, the same salesman finds himself in the same town and, sure enough, that evening the same circus is in town. "See the amazing Goldstein!" He buys a ticket, sits through the other acts, and at the end of the show, the center ring is again illuminated, this time revealing a table with three coconuts! As the trumpets blare, a now-elderly Goldstein totters up to the table, unzips his pants, whips out that huge cock, and with three mighty swings, smashed the three coconuts. After the show, the salesman goes backstage, finds the Amazing Goldstein's dressing room, and says, "Goldstein, I've traveled the world, but I've never seen an act to top yours! But, I do have a question. When you were young, you smashed walnuts. Now that you’re an old man, why are you smashing the much more difficult coconuts?" The Amazing Goldstein explains, "Well, you know, my eyes aren't what they used to be!"
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