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Becoming a Real Man
« on: Jun 23rd, 2004, 3:37pm » |
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For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating
>marriage - under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained
>for marriage. Southwest Tech is offering a new 2 year associates degree
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>TWO YEAR DEGREE: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six
>Mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an
>associates degree in MA (Male Arts).
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>Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
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> FIRST YEAR
> Autumn Schedule:
> MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
> MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
> MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
> MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas
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> Winter Schedule:
> MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
> MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at
>2AM
> MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
> EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
> EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
> ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers
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> Spring Schedule:
> MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
> MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
> MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
> ECON 001B What Was Yours is Hers
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> SECOND YEAR
> Autumn Schedule
> SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
> SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
> SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
> MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
> Elective (See Electives Below)
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> Winter Schedule:
> MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
> MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
> MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
> MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
> MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important
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> Spring Schedule:
> MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
> MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
> MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
> MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
> MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2
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> Course Electives:
> EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
> MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
> MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
> ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her
> ECON 001D Mistress: Not a Tax Shelter
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> Just a thought for all the women out there . . . MENtal illness,
>MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause, GUYnecologist (poetic
>spelling). Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? Send
>this to anyone you know who needs a good laugh and brighten their day!!!
>. . . and when we have real trouble, it's a ... HISterectomy.
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"Be who you are and say what you feel...Because those that matter....don't mind....And those that mind....don't matter."
Man is what he believes. Anton Chekhov
Unless you believe, you will not understand.
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thomas
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How about stfu and get me a beer, beatch, 101. 
Or stfu and cook me dinner, beatch, 210.
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jonny
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Or "STFU bitch and suck my dick 201"
LMMFAO
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thomas
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Or the ol' "How to please your man and your sister at the same time 333" This is an advanced course only.
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jonny
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on Jun 23rd, 2004, 4:35pm, thomas wrote:| This is an advanced course only. |
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YEAH!!!!, Now we are thinking
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thomas
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How to gargle peanut butter 225.
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jonny
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I dont know about you dude but im off to the showers, the chicks are going to be coming down on us soon (Did I say that?)
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thomas
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Coming or going?
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Re: Becoming a Real Man
« Reply #8 on: Jun 23rd, 2004, 8:15pm » |
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ROTFLMMFAO TSWJTFF
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Re: Becoming a Real Man
« Reply #9 on: Jun 24th, 2004, 3:39pm » |
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May I humbly suggest that one of your Sex 101 classes have a lab that would be worth one credit?
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thomas
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on Jun 24th, 2004, 3:39pm, Samantha_Smith wrote:May I humbly suggest that one of your Sex 101 classes have a lab that would be worth one credit?
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hmmmmmm well, I only instruct the graduate level classes. So you wont find me in the 101 labs.
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