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daffyswacky
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Bush gets some good advice....
« on: Jun 11th, 2004, 8:59pm » |
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One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly
in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington
standing by him.
Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do
to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,"
Washington advises, and then fades away.
The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of
Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom.
Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do
to help the country?"
"Respect the Constitution, as I did,"
Jefferson advises, and dims from sight.
The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush.
He awakens to see the ghost of F.D.R. hovering over his bed.
Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to
help the country?"
"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies
and fades into the mists.
Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another
figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.
Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do
right now, to help the country?
Abe replies, "Go see a play."
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Re: Bush gets some good advice....
« Reply #1 on: Jun 12th, 2004, 11:26am » |
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