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How to Impress a Woman
« on: Jun 9th, 2004, 12:12am »
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How To Impress A Woman:  
 
* Wine her,  
 
* Dine her,  
 
* Call her,  
 
* Hug her,  
 
* Support her,  
 
* Hold her,  
 
* Surprise her,  
 
* Compliment her,  
 
* Smile at her,  
 
* Listen to her,  
 
* Laugh with her,  
 
* Cry with her,  
 
* Romance her,  
 
* Encourage her,  
 
* Believe in her,  
 
* Pray with her,  
 
* Pray for her,  
 
* Cuddle with her,  
 
* Shop with her,  
 
* Give her jewelry,  
 
* Buy her flowers,  
 
* Hold her hand,  
 
* Write love letters to her,  
 
* Go to the end Earth and back again for her.  
 
* Be honest with her  
 
 
 
How to impress a man:  
 
 
* Show up naked ... Bring chicken wings ... Don't block the TV  
 
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Re: How to Impress a Woman
« Reply #1 on: Jun 9th, 2004, 12:36am »
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Lips Sealed   .....Becky I know that guy........ laugh
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Re: How to Impress a Woman
« Reply #2 on: Jun 9th, 2004, 12:22pm »
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It just goes to show you that men are much easier to please.
 
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