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Why Men Pee Standing Up.
« on: Jun 1st, 2004, 5:46pm » |
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I got this from my sister-in-law.
Why do men pee standing up?
God was just about done creating man, but he had two things left over in his bag and He couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He thought He might just as well ask them.
He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it.
Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.
Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over
the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left.
"What's it called?" asked Eve.
"Brains", said God
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Re: Why Men Pee Standing Up.
« Reply #1 on: Jun 2nd, 2004, 2:26pm » |
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PC instructions for men:
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Re: Why Men Pee Standing Up.
« Reply #2 on: Jun 2nd, 2004, 4:30pm » |
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 LOL too funny
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Re: Why Men Pee Standing Up.
« Reply #3 on: Jun 3rd, 2004, 8:53am » |
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on Jun 2nd, 2004, 2:26pm, Miklos wrote:PC instructions for men:
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Whoever came up with that idea can blow me. No way am I sitting down to piss, I know how to lift the fucking lid.
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Re: Why Men Pee Standing Up.
« Reply #4 on: Jun 3rd, 2004, 5:18pm » |
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Re: Why Men Pee Standing Up.
« Reply #5 on: Jun 27th, 2004, 3:57am » |
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on Jun 3rd, 2004, 8:53am, thomas wrote:
Whoever came up with that idea can blow me. No way am I sitting down to piss, I know how to lift the fucking lid. |
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Lift the lid? Hmmm.........interesting concept.
But why bother. There's the sink and no lid to bother with.
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