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Are you from Jersey?
« on: May 31st, 2004, 12:20pm »
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1) There are two Pro football teams...the South Jersey Eagles & the North Jersey Giants.
 
2) Proud to be the only "New" state, where you don't need to use the "New"...York, Hampshire, Mexico...doesn't work, does it.
 
3) We know what a "piney" is, & where one might be  
found. We also hate shoobies.
 
4) You're never from New Jersey. You're either from South Jersey, Central Jersey, or North Jersey.
 
5) Don't consider Camden & Newark, as part of New Jersey.
 
6) They are called Subs, dammit...not hero's, hoagies, & definirely NOT submarine sandwiches.
 
7) No matter which direction you travel to go to the beach...it's always "Going DOWN to the shore."
 
Cool Shore Points are passed down like family heirlooms. If your parents went to Wildwood..you MUST go to Wildwood. Going to a different Shore Point is grounds for Disownment.
 
9) If day-tripping...it is permissible to go to Seaside Heights...but only if day-tripping. See Rule #8.
 
10) You've heard of the "Mile High Club"...Jersey has the "Under the Boardwalk Club"
 
I love New Jersey & hey even if I didn't ...I couldn't leave without a boat or paying a toll Grin
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Re: Are you from Jersey?
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headbanger
 
I remember rule # 10
 
But how true they all are.
 
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