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BlueMeanie
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A man was seated next to a gorgeous redhead on a plane. As she quietly read a book, the man was desperately trying to think of a way to talk to her and,
maybe, get lucky when the plane landed.
Turning to the woman, he said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The redhead slowly closed her book, looked at the man and said, "What you you like to discuss?"
"Oh I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"Alright," said the woman, "That could be an interesting topic, but let me ask you a question first."
"Sure," said the man, thinking he will be talking to this beautiful redhead the remainder of the flight.
"A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff," said the redhead. "Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty and
a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the man, "I have no idea."
"Well then," said the redhead, reopening her book, "how is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
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