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AlienSpaceBabe
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Personal favorite due to the irony (why would you take the time to say it if you're indifferent?), hence it's place as my tagline:
I regard you with an indifference closely bordering on aversion
unfortunate blemish
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits
puss excreting rectal wart
Did you see a doctor about that yet? (point at their face)
Anyone counting noses would surely count yours as more than one.
You have the IQ of a retarded earthworm
please click the little x in the corner of your life
You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert
not a very nice person
The three words that describe you are as follows, and I quote: 'Stink, Stank, Stunk!'
You're a triple-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich, with arsenic sauce!
is that your face, or did your pants fall down?
That idea and a nickel won't buy jack shit.
I've packed my stuff, I grabbed my gear. You're the only bag I'm leaving here. (by the Superchargers)
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries
so.....c'mon! you can think of some better ones.... post 'em and make us laugh!
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thomas
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Talking to you is like masturbating with a cheesegrater........ painful. (Ford Fairlane)
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Jimmy_B
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Don't forget:
1) May the moths of a thousand closets, infest your mucous membranes & cause everlasting drip.
2)Your breath reminds me of nine day old kitty litter. Nine day old moldy kitty litter, in a house without air conditioning.
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FZfan
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Re: Best insults
« Reply #3 on: May 27th, 2004, 11:53pm » |
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face. - FZ
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it. - FZ
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