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EyeHurtOhio
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Breaking It To Mom Gently
« on: May 12th, 2004, 7:24am » |
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LETTER TO A MOTHER
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> A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed.
>With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
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>It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I
>eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with
>all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle.
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> But is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very
>happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with
>me and that's one of my dreams.
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> I've learned that marihuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be
>growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine
>and ecstasy we may want.
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> In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure,
>for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.
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> Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself
> Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.
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>Your daughter,
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> Judith
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> PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted
>to show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk's drawer...I love you!
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Re: Breaking It To Mom Gently
« Reply #1 on: May 12th, 2004, 10:25pm » |
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That was a good one! 
a chuckle before bed...little deb
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Re: Breaking It To Mom Gently
« Reply #2 on: May 16th, 2004, 4:50am » |
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LMAO
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