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Leesa
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Pink and shrivled.........
« on: May 5th, 2004, 12:33pm » |
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Young couple get married and both are virgins (go figure) As they leave their wedding service HER mother slips a naugty nighty in to her daughters bag. When they arrive at their honeymoom suite while sitting on the bed they begin to talk about how neither of them have ever done "IT" Both agree that it would be better if they turn out the light and get in to bed at the same time. The young lady says shes going to freshen up and leaves the room entering the bathroom leaving the door cracked just a little. While there she discovers what her mother left her. She yells out "Its pink and shrivled!" Her husband yells out "Your were'nt supposted to look!!"
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Re: Pink and shrivled.........
« Reply #1 on: May 5th, 2004, 1:23pm » |
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Re: Pink and shrivled.........
« Reply #2 on: May 5th, 2004, 2:09pm » |
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!  
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Re: Pink and shrivled.........
« Reply #3 on: May 5th, 2004, 8:02pm » |
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Leesa.
ROTFLMAO
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