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Little Deb
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> Memorandum > Subject: All Employees-Alert > From: Internal Security > Date: April29, 2004 > > > Recently we have received credible intelligence that there have been > seven terrorists working in your office. Six of the seven have been > apprehended. > > Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Ben Lunchin, Bin Drinking and Ben > Butt-Kissin have all been taken into custody. > > > At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh ceel > member, Bin Workin, has been found at your office. We are confident > that anyone who looks like he's Bin Working will be very easy to spot. > > > You are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time. > > > So keep on doing what you Bin Doing
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