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Just like a man
« on: Apr 24th, 2004, 11:06am »
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SORRY GUYS
 
A woman was in a coma.  Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge
>bath.  One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her.
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>They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
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>The husband was skeptical, but they assured that they'd close the curtains for privacy.
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>The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.  After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined; no pulse, no heart rate.
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>The nurses ran into the room.  "What happened?" they cried.
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>The husband said, "I guess she choked."
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Re: Just like a man
« Reply #1 on: Apr 24th, 2004, 3:48pm »
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In the mood I'm in...all I have to say is...
 
 
Typical.....
 
(will get out of her man hating mood when the wounds start to heal)
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Re: Just like a man
« Reply #2 on: Apr 25th, 2004, 12:16pm »
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Hahahahahaaaaahahaha Grin laugh crackup  thumb Roll Eyes
 
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Re: Just like a man
« Reply #3 on: Apr 26th, 2004, 8:01am »
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I dont get it.
 
 
Turts with an uncorrupted mind.
 
(NO,  I mean I dont get it, ive been single way to long!!!)
 
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