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purpleydog
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A man went to the grocery store to pick up some milk. He arrived and immediately noticed they were out. He saw a store clerk close by and asked him when they'd get some in. The clerk replied that they had sold out, but the truck would arrive at any moment with more milk. The man walked over to the next aisle and back and asked the clerk again where was the milk. The clerk apologized and again said the milk would be there any second, and could the man just wait a few more moments. The man walked around some more, and came back and asked the clerk once more where the milk was. The harried clerk looked at him and asked the man if he could spell cat as in catastrophe? The man nodded and said C-A-T. The clerk asked him if he could spell dog as in doggone it? The man said D-O-G. Then the clerk asked the man if he could spell fuck as in milk. The man said "there ain't no fuck in milk!" The clerk said "that's what I been trying to tell you!"
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