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brain_cramps
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The Best Chain Letter Ever
« on: Apr 14th, 2004, 12:44pm » |
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The Best Chain Letter Ever
Hello, my name is Grant and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
How stupid are we?
"Ooooh,looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"
What a bunch of bullshit.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.
Fuck them.
If you're going to forward something at least send me something mildly amusing.
I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
I don't fucking care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
If it's funny, send it on.
Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know.
Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Have a nice day.
P.S. Send me 15 bucks!
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Re: The Best Chain Letter Ever
« Reply #1 on: Apr 14th, 2004, 2:08pm » |
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I have forwarded this chain mail note to everyone the board.
Where do I send the $10.00 (15.00 Canadian)?
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Re: The Best Chain Letter Ever
« Reply #2 on: Apr 14th, 2004, 3:35pm » |
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Send you 15 bucks! Not a chance. I ain't afraid of the threats to my genitals. I don't wear underwear! 
P.S.
Please send a photo of the girl in Arkansas.
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Re: The Best Chain Letter Ever
« Reply #3 on: Apr 14th, 2004, 5:36pm » |
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LMMFAO!
Yep, that is the best chain letter ever.
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Re: The Best Chain Letter Ever
« Reply #4 on: Apr 16th, 2004, 5:51pm » |
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A little touchy arn't you Grant? Whats the metter, did not check your email for 4 days and have 25 chain letters? Think how I felt after taking off 6 weeks for maternaty leave...
Bob, that was TMI..... Trust me I dont want you to prove it the next time I see you either. 
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Re: The Best Chain Letter Ever
« Reply #5 on: Apr 16th, 2004, 7:59pm » |
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nah Tia
That was a chain-letter i received --- i just put my name in it. 
grant 
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Re: The Best Chain Letter Ever
« Reply #6 on: Apr 16th, 2004, 11:44pm » |
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It was great Grant. I sent it to my friends and to a few that have me on their perma lists for those chain letters.
Wonder if they will take the hint.
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