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Killroy 2.0
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Bush or Kerry
« on: Apr 14th, 2004, 10:12am » |
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There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans.
Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy--Johnny.
The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush fan."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush fan?"
Johnny says, "I'm a John F. Kerry fan." The teacher asks why he's a Kerry fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry fan, and my Dad's a Kerry fan, so I'm a Kerry fan!"
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan."
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Re: Bush or Kerry
« Reply #1 on: Apr 21st, 2004, 7:25am » |
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i am in the middle of nowhere poland teaching english, i got CH, i have middle-eastern ancestors and mayflower ones too but find it a little easier to live outside bushland since the bush dynasty began in 1980, i finished all the english novels i could find around here, there is really nothing much to laugh at and i am or better yet was a little bummed out and then i read GENAs funny story.
hahahahahahahahaha
thank you gena, laughing thousands of miles a way
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