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Mission accomplished!
« on: Apr 9th, 2004, 11:58pm » |
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On their fiftieth anniversary, the reminiscing wife finds the negligee she wore on their wedding night, puts it on, and goes to her husband. "Honey, do you remember what you said to me the first night I wore this?" He nods. "I sure do. I said, 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big tits and screw your brains out.'" She giggles and says, "Yes, honey, that's exactly what you said. So, now it's fifty years later and I'm in the same negligee as our wedding night. Now what do you have to say?" He looks her up and down and says, "Mission accomplished!"
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