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simply following directions
« on: Apr 9th, 2004, 11:52pm » |
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A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one grabs his chest and drops to the ground. He's not breathing and there's no pulse. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. "I think my friend just had a heart attack and died! What do I do?" The operator's calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy, Sir. I can help you. First, let's make sure he's dead…." There's a short silence followed by a gunshot. The operator hears the guy's voice come back on the line. "Okay, now what?"
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