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Taxes........
« on: Apr 7th, 2004, 3:08pm »
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TAXES  
 
Accounts Receivable Tax  
 
Building Permit Tax  
 
Capital Gains Tax  
 
CDL license Tax  
 
Cigarette Tax  
 
Corporate Income Tax  
 
Court Fines  
(indirect taxes)  
 
Dog License Tax  
 
Federal Income Tax  
 
Federal Unemployment Tax  
(FUTA)  
 
Fishing License Tax  
 
Food License Tax  
 
Fuel permit tax  
 
Gasoline Tax  
(42 cents per gallon)  
 
Hunting License Tax  
 
Inheritance Tax Interest expense  
(tax on the money)  
 
Inventory tax IRS Interest Charges  
(tax on top of tax)  
 
IRS Penalties  
(tax on top of tax)  
 
Liquor Tax  
 
Local Income Tax  
 
Luxury Taxes  
 
Marriage License Tax  
 
Medicare Tax  
 
Property Tax  
 
Real Estate Tax  
 
Septic Permit Tax  
 
Service Charge Taxes  
 
Social Security Tax  
 
Road Usage Taxes  
(Truckers)  
 
Sales Taxes  
 
Recreational Vehicle Tax  
 
Road Toll Booth Taxes  
 
School Tax  
 
State Income Tax  
 
State Unemployment Tax  
(SUTA)  
 
Telephone federal excise tax  
 
Telephone federal universal service fee tax  
 
Telephone federal, state and  
local surcharge taxes  
 
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax  
 
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax  
 
Telephone state and local tax  
 
Telephone usage charge tax  
 
Toll Bridge Taxes  
 
Toll Tunnel Taxes  
 
Traffic Fines  
(indirect taxation)  
 
Trailer registration tax  
 
Utility Taxes  
 
Vehicle License Registration Tax  
 
Vehicle Sales Tax  
 
Watercraft registration Tax  
 
Well Permit Tax  
 
Workers Compensation Tax  
 
COMMENTS:  
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was the most  
prosperous in the world, had absolutely no national debt, had the largest  
middle class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.  
 
What the hell happened???  
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Re: Taxes........
« Reply #1 on: Apr 7th, 2004, 3:55pm »
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The "Great Society" happened, that's what.  Every dime the government "gives" to someone, comes out of mine or someone elses pocket.  The ferderal government generates zero dollars in revenue, folks.  They get their money from us, so the next time you hear wonderfull news about a great new federal or state program, ask yourself, and your representative, "Who is going to pay for it?"
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Re: Taxes........
« Reply #2 on: Apr 7th, 2004, 9:09pm »
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Vote Libertarian!
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« Reply #3 on: Apr 8th, 2004, 2:32pm »
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Not sure if this is covered in one of the above or not.
 
Might be considered a sub-catagory......
anyway:
 
 
Airline Ticket Taxes
 
government ticket tax: 7.5 percent
frequent flyer tax: 7.5 percent
domestic flight segment tax: $3
security surcharge: $2.50 to $10
passenger facility charge: $4.50 to $18.00
jet fuel tax: 4.3 cents per gallon
fuel fee: 1 cent per gallon
international departure tax: $18
international arrival tax: $13.20
Customs fee: $5
INS user fee: $7
cargo waybill tax: 6.25 percent  
 
 
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Re: Taxes........
« Reply #4 on: Apr 8th, 2004, 6:42pm »
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on Apr 7th, 2004, 9:09pm, Samantha_Smith wrote:
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