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thomas
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1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll
probably need it again.
5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.
6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now that we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?
9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas)
14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?
15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband
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t_h_b
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Re: Greeting cards I like to send.
« Reply #1 on: Apr 6th, 2004, 7:47pm » |
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Thomas, this is an actual card I gave my mother on Mothers' Day many years ago, and it was TRUE:
Happy Mothers Day! I love you.....
(inside) but I'll never forgive you for wiping my face with spit on a hankie.
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Re: Greeting cards I like to send.
« Reply #2 on: Apr 7th, 2004, 7:12am » |
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Those are hilarious! Thanks, Thomas! 
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Re: Greeting cards I like to send.
« Reply #3 on: Apr 7th, 2004, 11:37am » |
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Good ones. Thanks Thomas.
Kip
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