Author |
Topic: The Genie (Read 207 times) |
|
Tiannia
New Board Hall of Famer
Life does not apologies......
 
Gender: 
Posts: 3241
|
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbledupon a bottle.
She picked it up and rubbed it, and 'low-and-behold' a
genie appeared! The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a
storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"
The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in
the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with
each other and I wantall the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and
vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be
reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm
out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but
not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and
please be reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I'venever been able to
find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and
fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and
gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is
faithful. That is what I wish for ... a good man."
The genie let out a sigh and said, "Show me that map again."
|
|
 IP Logged |
The curious paradox is that when I accept myself just as I am, then I can change. - Carl Rogers
|
|
|
Superpain
New Board Hall of Famer
GOT O2!?
Gender: 
Posts: 1351
|
 |
Re: The Genie
« Reply #1 on: Mar 31st, 2004, 3:49pm » |
 Quote  Modify
|
ROFL 
|
|
IP Logged |
Chris
|
|
|
FZfan
New Board Old Timer
Not Insane
Gender:
Posts: 459
|
|
Re: The Genie
« Reply #2 on: Mar 31st, 2004, 7:37pm » |
Quote Modify
|
|
|
IP Logged |
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it. - FZ
|
|
|
|
|
|
Home
Help
Search
Members
Member Map
Login
Register
Reply
Notify of replies
Send Topic
Print
test rss