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did ya jump?
« on: Mar 29th, 2004, 10:33pm » |
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An otherwise successful man decided to conquer his fear of heights. He decided to do it in stages: first, he would jump off a ten-meter diving platform, then he would go bungee-jumping, and finally, he would try skydiving. Afterwards, he was telling his friend about it. "I stood on that ten-meter platform for a long time, just staring down. My legs were shaking and my knees were knocking. I thought I was gonna faint, but I made myself jump!" the man explained. "Then I did it a few more times, just to make sure I could do it again. I was scared as hell, but slowly it got easier." The friend was suitably impressed. "A few weeks later, I went bungee-jumping. I paid my money and went up to the top of the jumping tower. It was so far down! I've never been more terrified! But I let them strap those rubber bands around my ankles, my teeth chattering in fear. I began to tremble and shake, but I forced myself to jump! It was so amazing that I did it four more times, just to make sure I could." Again, his friend is impressed. "Then I signed up for skydiving, took the lessons, and climbed about this tiny airplane with no door. I was so pumped... I couldn't believe it! Finally it was my turn to jump. I made my way to the doorway and looked down. My mouth went dry in sheer terror! My legs locked up and refused to budge! There was 10,000 feet of nothingness out there! I just couldn't do it. I was paralyzed with fear. Finally, my instructor, a big black man named Bubba, pulled down his pants, took out his enormous member and told me that if I didn't jump out of that plane right then, he was going to fuck my ass raw!" He paused. "So? Did you jump?" the friend asked anxiously. "Well, yeah," replied the man, "but only at first!"
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