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FZfan
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PMS and the light bulb
« on: Mar 29th, 2004, 10:30pm » |
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How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? "One. ONE! And do you know WHY it only takes one? Because no one else in this house knows how to change a light bulb! They don't even know the bulb is burned out. They'd sit in the dark for three days before they figured it out. And once they did, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs, despite the fact that they've been in the same cupboard for the past seventeen years. But if, by some miracle, they actually did find the light bulbs, two days later, the chair that they stood on to change the stupid bulb would still be in the same spot!! And underneath it would be the crumpled wrapper the stupid @*!#$% light bulbs came in! Why?! Because no one in this house would ever carry out the DAMNED GARBAGE!! It's a wonder we haven't all SUFFOCATED FROM 12-FOOT-DEEP PILES OF CRAP. THIS HOUSE IS SO DIRTY, IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry... what was the question?"
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Re: PMS and the light bulb
« Reply #1 on: Mar 30th, 2004, 12:06am » |
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Geez... That sounds vaguely familiar... 
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