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FZfan
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flied lice
« on: Mar 29th, 2004, 10:27pm » |
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A Midwestern businessman moved to San Francisco, and took a job near Chinatown. One day in a tiny noodle shop, he ordered the fried rice. When it arrived, his waiter announced, "Your flied lice." The businessman laughed out loud. He thought that was so funny that, at least once every week thereafter, he ate at that noodle shop. Sometimes he'd even bring along friends along to share the laughter. Every time, when the poor waiter said, "Your flied lice," everyone would laugh heartily. Needless to say, the waiter hated this. He secretly started practicing Americanizing his pronunciation and waited. One day, the businessman brought in a large group of friends. As they sat down, he announced to them, "Wait till you hear this waiter. He's a scream. Just be sure you order the fried rice!" But this time, when the waiter delivered the orders, he stood directly in front of the businessman and enunciated proudly, "Here is you frrrrried rrrrrice, you plick!"
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Re: flied lice
« Reply #1 on: Apr 9th, 2004, 1:16pm » |
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had to reply to this 1
a greek restaurant owner was seeing this chinaman come into his place every day and ordering the same"flied leggs and lice"so after a week of this the owner said to the chinaman,when i moved to this country i learned to speak the language and i am not going to serve you untill you do also.
after another week went by the owner saw the chinaman sitting at the counter,he went down and said,well i see you are back,what can i do for you?
I would like some fried eggs and rice you gleek plick!
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Re: flied lice
« Reply #2 on: Apr 10th, 2004, 12:31am » |
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on Apr 9th, 2004, 1:16pm, Boots wrote:had to reply to this 1
a greek restaurant owner was seeing this chinaman come into his place every day and ordering the same"flied leggs and lice"so after a week of this the owner said to the chinaman,when i moved to this country i learned to speak the language and i am not going to serve you untill you do also.
after another week went by the owner saw the chinaman sitting at the counter,he went down and said,well i see you are back,what can i do for you?
I would like some fried eggs and rice you gleek plick! |
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I heard "Gleek row-rife."http://www.clusterheadaches.com/public_html/yabbimages/smileys/shocked.g if
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