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Teacher with a funny name
« on: Mar 20th, 2004, 1:09am » |
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It was the first day of school and Little Johnny's new teacher introduced herself. "Good morning, children. I'm Mrs. Prussy. Remember: when you say my name, it has an "r" after the first letter." The entire class repeated, "Good morning, Mrs.Prussy." That day, when Little Johnny got home, his mother asked him about his teacher. "She has a funny name," said Johnny. "I can't remember it." "Oh, come now, Johnny," said his mother. "Surely you can remember your new teacher's name." "Well, I remember it has an 'r' as its second letter. Oh, yeah: Mrs. Crunt!"
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