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BobG
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ugly people
« on: Mar 19th, 2004, 8:23am » |
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A bus carrying only ugly people is involved in a crash, and everyone on the bus dies. They go to Heaven.
Because of the grief they have suffered, God decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish is. The person answers, "I want to be beautiful," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line sees this and says "I want to be beautiful too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while, but when God is halfway down the line, the last person in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this man is rolling on the floor, laughing his pants off.
Finally, God gets to the end of the line and asks the laughing one what his wish will be. The man eventually catches his breath, and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
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Stay stressed. Never relax. Never sleep. Ever.
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thomas
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LMMFAO.............. Hey, everybody, don't get on a bus with me....... 
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Re: ugly people
« Reply #2 on: Mar 21st, 2004, 1:51pm » |
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LOLOL! BobG 
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Re: ugly people
« Reply #4 on: Mar 23rd, 2004, 12:42pm » |
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on Mar 22nd, 2004, 7:33pm, jonny wrote:
Amazing, Because of your little cartoon, I actually got my husband to look at this site. Maybe if I can get him to look at the jokes and stuff, he might actually start looking at the informative stiff to. Thanks jonny.
-Tia
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Tia, please tell me this is a typo... 
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Tiannia
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Re: ugly people
« Reply #6 on: Mar 23rd, 2004, 12:48pm » |
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on Mar 23rd, 2004, 12:46pm, Melissa wrote:
Tia, please tell me this is a typo...
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OMG yes it was and a very bad Freudian Slip.
Think I need to get the hubby to stopp playing hte computer so much and play with (cough) other things.
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Melissa
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what's on YOUR mind today?
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Tiannia
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Re: ugly people
« Reply #8 on: Mar 23rd, 2004, 1:04pm » |
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on Mar 23rd, 2004, 12:53pm, Melissa wrote:what's on YOUR mind today?
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hehe well at least I still think about it. lol
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Melissa
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Oh no, don't tell me you're in the same boat I am.  Lately all I have left is "thinking" about it.  Where is the love??  waaahhhhhhhhhhh
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Tiannia
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Re: ugly people
« Reply #10 on: Mar 23rd, 2004, 1:15pm » |
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hehe my husband has been working way to much Over Time latly.  Think I need to get a babysitter and remedy this situation. 
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Re: ugly people
« Reply #11 on: Mar 23rd, 2004, 6:57pm » |
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on Mar 23rd, 2004, 1:15pm, Tiannia wrote:| Think I need to get a babysitter and remedy this situation. |
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Your marriage might be better off in the long run if you were the one providing the remedy instead of the babysitter.
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Re: ugly people
« Reply #12 on: Mar 23rd, 2004, 11:20pm » |
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on Mar 23rd, 2004, 6:57pm, t_h_b wrote:
Your marriage might be better off in the long run if you were the one providing the remedy instead of the babysitter.
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OK I completly le myself open for that one. rofl 
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