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Three strikes your out
« on: Mar 18th, 2004, 12:50pm » |
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An cowboy gets married and on the way home the horse decided to stop in the middle of the road.
The cowboy whips the horse and yells "yah " and the horse doesn't move. So he gets out of the buggy and pistol whips the horse upside the head and says to the horse "that's one ! " . He gets back in the buggy and the horse continues. A few miles later the same thing happens the horse stopped for no reason and wouldn't move. The cowboy pistol whips him again and says " That's Two ! " . And they continue on the way , the third time the horse stops the cowboy gets down and yells " That's Three ! " and shoots the horse in the head.
The new bride has been quiet untill now , she says " Well that's smart ! Now how are we suppose to get home ? Walk ? "
The cowboy points a finger in his new brides face and says " That's one ! "
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