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Woobie
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You KNOW you're In 2004 when......
« on: Mar 18th, 2004, 10:47am » |
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You know you are living in 2004 when....
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family
of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that
they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer
the phone in a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial
"9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for
three different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.
AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE....
13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to
your friends.
15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you
anymore, except to send you jokes from the net.
16. You are too busy to notice there was no #9.
17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't
a #9.
18. AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
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Re: You KNOW you're In 2004 when......
« Reply #1 on: Mar 19th, 2004, 9:33am » |
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Quote:| 13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling. |
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Wrong!
I kept nodding and got depressed. You just listed my life.
And I did notice there was not a number 9. I did. Really I did. I did so.
OK no I didn't.
Now I'm more depressed. And I ain't laughing at myself.
 Well, not much anyway.
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Re: You KNOW you're In 2004 when......
« Reply #2 on: Mar 19th, 2004, 2:37pm » |
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Welcome to the 21st century. The white zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, please go to the white zone. 
I didn't notice the 9 either.
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Re: You KNOW you're In 2004 when......
« Reply #3 on: Mar 19th, 2004, 5:36pm » |
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So..why the hell am I laughin' at myself...Im busted and its not funny...but Im still laughin'...and yes didnt see the nine either...luke
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