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Murphy's celebration
« on: Mar 17th, 2004, 1:25am » |
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Murphy's doctor sighed and gave him the bad news. You have incurable cancer. I give you maybe a month to live." Murphy was shocked and saddened, but managed to compose himself and headed for the pub. There he found his son. Murphy said, "Son, we Irish celebrate when things are good and we celebrate when things are bad. In my case, things are bad. I have cancer and have but a short time to live. Let's have a few pints." After a few, they were approached by some of Murphy's old friends. "Why the celebration?" Murphy said, "My friends, we Irish celebrate when things are good and we celebrate when things are bad. In my case, things are bad. I'm dying from AIDS." They gave Murphy their condolences and had some more beers together. After his friends left, Murphy's son leaned over and whispered his confusion. "Dad, I thought you said that you were dying from cancer? What's this about AIDS?" Murphy said, "I am dying from cancer, son. But after I'm gone, I don't want any of them bums sleepin' with your mother!"
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Re: Murphy's celebration
« Reply #1 on: Mar 17th, 2004, 10:28am » |
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I have friends with AIDS. I don't think that AIDS is anything to laugh about. Sorry...not laughing.
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Re: Murphy's celebration
« Reply #2 on: Mar 17th, 2004, 10:04pm » |
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Let's just relax... We're talking about "fictional characters". And you must admit, for a drunken limey, that was a pretty good strategy.
AIDS is definately not funny, my uncle has AIDS. I love him so much.... However, this is a joke, in the joke section..... Jokes make plays on all of life's little querks, be them good or bad... The point is to get a little laugh at all costs. I got mine......
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Re: Murphy's celebration
« Reply #3 on: Mar 17th, 2004, 10:35pm » |
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Do not assume that, because I post a joke with the word "Aids" in it, I don't have any friends with aids. I do. A friend of mine runs a comedy club. I've met a few comedians with aids.
I have gay friends who tell me gay jokes. I have black friends who tell me black jokes. I have women friends who tell me some of the dirtiest jokes I've ever heard.
Just because you have an incurable disease (CH) doesn't mean you can't laugh at yourself.
Why did the clusterhead cross the road?
To bang his head on the other side.
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Re: Murphy's celebration
« Reply #4 on: Mar 18th, 2004, 8:37am » |
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on Mar 17th, 2004, 10:35pm, FZfan wrote:
Just because you have an incurable disease (CH) doesn't mean you can't laugh at yourself. |
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agreed
Quote:Why did the clusterhead cross the road?
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Now THAT'S funny!
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Re: Murphy's celebration
« Reply #5 on: Mar 19th, 2004, 5:41pm » |
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Hey FZan...that is a good one........to bang his head...YUK..YUK QWe all gotta be stupid once in a while....later...Luke
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I think we should all get together and do a movie..."Night of The Clusterheads". George Romero would have nothing on us!!!
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on Mar 17th, 2004, 10:35pm, FZfan wrote:
Why did the clusterhead cross the road?
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BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! OMFG... I'm laughing myself silly... LOL! 
(um... by the way, the Irish are Micks. Not Limeys, dammit!)
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Re: Murphy's celebration
« Reply #7 on: Apr 7th, 2004, 7:20am » |
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I think that if you can laugh at serious things, they become less scary. We all know what it's like to live with hellish pain... I joke about it as much as I can, it helps me deal with CH. But I also know what it's like to lose a dad to cancer in 6 months from the diagnosis..
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