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A Texan in an Irish pub
« on: Mar 17th, 2004, 1:20am » |
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A Texan announces to the crowd in an Irish pub, "I'll give $500 to any man here who can drink ten pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room grows quiet. No one takes him up on his offer, and one man even leaves. Thirty minutes later that same man taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is that bet still good?" he asks. The Texan assures him it is. The bartender starts lining up pints of Guinness, but almost as fast as he can pour, the Irishman chugs them down, easily finishing all ten pints. The pub's patrons cheer as the Texan reaches for his billfold. "If ya don't mind ma askin', where did you disappear to right after I made my bet?" The Irishman replies, "Oh, that? I went to the pub across the street to see if I could do it!"
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